kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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