Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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