i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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