No, you can still breathe under the balls.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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