I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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