dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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