You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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