Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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