Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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