do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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