Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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