I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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