Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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