when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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