I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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