Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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