if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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