You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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