and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Randomize
