on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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