What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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