Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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