i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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