i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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