Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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