But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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