Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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