ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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