The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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