We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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