I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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