He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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