found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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