What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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