Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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