Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Randomize