So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I have post one night stand depression
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