I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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