I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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