Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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