Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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