Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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