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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.

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(206): View more from Washington

puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds

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(330): View more from Ohio

he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.

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(740): View more from Ohio

he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.

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(404): View more from Georgia

All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....

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(+61): View more from Australia

Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start

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asking for a friend

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