he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
