Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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