She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Randomize
