It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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