maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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