do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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