Me too!
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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