What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
