how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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