Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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